And now Ladies And Gentlepeeps.....

Our Special Tribute to The Late Teddy Kennedy !!!!

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What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Teddy Kennedy?
About 2 months of decay!

Ted Kennedy has been sober for 12 hours now.

Ted Kennedy carries on the tradition of his brothers by dying with something lodged in his brain.

What did Teddy tell Mary Jo when he found out she was pregnant?
We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it.

I wonder if Ted Kennedy’s funeral will be open bar?

Ted also had a plan to stimulate the Auto industry but his program was called “cash for kerplunkers”.

How did people find out Ted was dead?
He didn’t show up to the bar this morning.

I’d rather go hunting with Cheney than driving with Ted Kennedy.

Ted Kennedy never became president because unlike George Washington, he couldn’t cross a river.

Ted is dead, its all just water under the bridge now.

With news of Ted’s death, the Massachusetts liquor industry is now going to need a bailout.

I understand cremation was briefly considered as an option but rejected because of the fire hazard his alcohol besotted corpse represents……..

Ted’s discovery of brain cancer and his death will encourage all politicians to get a colonoscopy.

What’s the difference between Ted Kennedy and a Skid Row bum?

A $3,000 Armani Suit

Senator Kennedy’s funeral ended with the singing of the Massachusets state song. “Like a bridge over troubled waters Ted will let you drown.”

Ted Kennedy dies and wakes up in what appears to be an old town tavern in Boston. He is greeted by his brothers JFK and RFK. and this is what happened…

Ted: Ahww, whare am Eye?
JFK: Welcome ah Teddy. We’ve ben waitin’ forw ya. Ahw me and Bobby that is.
Ted: Johnny, Bobby am Eye, am Eye…
JFK: Relax there Teddy. Yes your dead. But your here now so let me ahw show you around.
RFK: Look at this place Teddy. Your favorite beer that never stops flowin’ from the tap. Beer mugs that stay cold. Giant flat screens T.V.s all around .
Ted: Whoa! You gotta be kidding? Is this Heaven or what?
JFK: Well not exactly…
Ted: Well whattaya mean John? Cold beer, a Boston tavern, big screen T.Vs, Lets watch CNN !!!
RFK: It’s nowt that simple Teddy. Theres one problem.
Ted: What could be the problem Bobby?
RFK: We only get FOX NEWS !!!
Ted: AHHWWWWWWWW… This is Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ted’s pall bearers were the cast of his favorite movie. A Bridge too Far

AND A BREAKING NEWS STORY !!!!

Several mass suicides have been reported in Berkeley, CA, Hollywood, and NYC when Ted Kennedy failed to rise again from the dead after the third day !!!!